brain cancer

Going to get a lump removed from my head again today the world better not hope i do gave cancer because i would become a pure dick lol misery loves company and all that.

I have no conscious

I may have pissed of my best mate when i crushed her toy thing she got from a dead mate before i could think i had already sed well there both dead now

thats just me i dont see the point in it there dead what can u do about it get on with it and harden the fuck up it happens all the time folk die maby i am not wired right but its anoying haveing cunts moan about a dead mate i have loads of dead mates all good guys dead now tho game over man

Sad

i am wasted and coverd my fancy gaming keyboard in food and am heading to the wifes since i cant sleep right without her 

I think i may have broke myself

I think i may have an ulcer dam it

Awwwwwwww

I am so fucken hungover

the sunday list

of shit i hate this week

rab lol

200 year old houses that i am working on

tesco not entho budva on the shelves so i bought spirits to and now i have a stinking hangover

working on 200 year old houses on a sunday with a hangover

 and thats what i hate this sunday

If its not powerd its shit

Why do folk invite me to acoustic nites? I hate smelly fucken hippies they hate every thing i love like roads and turbos and slayer lol

get fucked ya dirty fucken hippie

Drama 101

Far to drunk to type it out the now maby tommorow

Anoying stalker internet girls

Right were to start on this 1 i met a girl thro myspace who seemed ok at the time she wanted to meet up and so on which wasnt a problem since she was only 60 miles from my mate jay jays place and i was single as me and gf split up it was mainly my death wish i have apantly on my bikes and quads but thats who i am and are staying big stupid loud drunk and somewhat rich but enyho we got back together because we do get on relly well so i told the internet mate this and she went bush at me asking loads of stupid questions and demanding answers that there is only bawbag answers to and i was trying to be nice its not as if we had met up and she knew me in real life think i dodged a bullit there lol crazy bitch why would u get upset about a guy u havny even met yetShe was the first ever person i added that i didny know in real life and turned out to be a psycho lol

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