I love lib manly because she is a trined nures so it save my ass going to hospital

 just because u have a hard spot to pop dosny mean u need a scalpel haha lib had to give me 3 stiches

I am drunk

First of all the beasty boys rule well apart fae there free tibet shit thats kinda anoying but there old shit rules

Woo hoo

Gettting more ink on tuseday well ever 2nd tuseday for the next year or so cannie wait

4 wheel drive ma hole

My new warrior got stuck in the mud it fucken sucks had to wait an hour for my mate to tow me out

suicide

Turns out lot of my mates like doing there selfs in thats anoying why not take out a mosk for a lauth see how they like it maby a arab airplane u boaring fucks try a bit o style even if u do hate urself

fucken zebu’s

had a bad case of  Food poisoning after a steak from the kirk the local wetherspoons basicly 2 days of rusty water of the anus

later find out it wasny even a cow it was a zebu what that fuck is that

 fuck wetherspoons never will go in to 1 of there pubs for food again maby even booze